I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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