i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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