I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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