After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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