i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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