Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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