38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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