Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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