you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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