i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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