But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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