do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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