Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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