I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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