she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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