So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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