My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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