the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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