i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Randomize
