So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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