So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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