Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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