i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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