is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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