8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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