You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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