once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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