why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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