there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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