she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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