I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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