I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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