Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
youre lurking in front of me
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
