every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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