i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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