Already got asked if we're dating
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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