just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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