You just made me feel so damn special
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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