just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
