i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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