can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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