does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Two words: nipple clamps
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