We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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