I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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