My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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