Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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