That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
There r osticjed everywhere
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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