You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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