sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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