HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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