I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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