All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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