maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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